The Keynote: A Humorous Interlude

starfishLet me tell you a true story …

I was walking along the beach one day, feeling lucky. My life was good. I had all my ducks lined up in a row. Whatever I had believed, I had conceived and achieved. And when the going had been tough, I’d got going.

As I walked, I saw a starfish lying in the sand. I picked it up and asked him, “What are you doing?” He replied, “I’m building a cathedral.” But he clearly wasn’t. So I threw him into the ocean.

Suddenly I felt a force in my back, and I was thrown face first into the sand. I turned to see a group of monkeys aiming a large hose of jet-cold water at me.

“What did you do that for?” I yelled. They stopped, and looked at each other, puzzled. “Err, there’s no ‘I’ in team,” one said haltingly, and then added, “Although, now that I think of it, there are two in ‘schizophrenia’.”

“Ummm … We were just shifting your paradigm”, said another.

“No, no”, said a third. “We moved your cheese.”

I just stared at them, until eventually one of them muttered, “Nobody ever asked us that before”, and they skulked away.

I turned away in disgust and looked out to the ocean. Suddenly, to my horror, I saw a battleship heading towards the beach, and – what’s more – right into the path of my starfish.

I cupped my hands to my mouth and yelled across the water, “Turn 10 degrees to port – now!” In reply, their loudhailer boomed back at me, “No, YOU turn 10 degrees to starboard – now!”

They were in trouble – BIG trouble. But I had a positive attitude, which was contagious – and I hoped it was worth catching by the men on that ship. I called back again, “I’m warning you – turn 10 degrees to port – NOW!” But the reply came back, even louder, “And I’m warning YOU – turn 10 degrees to starboard!”

What could I do? They were heading straight for shore. “Stop! Danger!” I yelled. But the reply came back, “I stop for nobody. I’m a battleship.”

Quickly, I thought outside the nine dots and yelled back, “I’m a lighthouse”. Unfortunately, it was daytime, and they could see I obviously wasn’t. So they ignored my warnings and headed straight for the shore.

I knew I had to lead, follow or get out of the way. I got out of the way. Unfortunately, the starfish wasn’t so lucky.

I tell you this story not to sadden you – because the sun is always shining even when you can’t see it – but to inspire you.

Nor to apologise – because love means never having to say you’re sorry – but to theorise.

And not to point a finger at the commander of that battleship – because whenever I do, there are two fingers pointing back at me (there used to be three, but I lost one in a freak accident when I lost concentration while sharpening an axe for six hours) – but to point YOU in a new direction.

You see, that was in the past, and the past is just a memory. All we have is the gift of now – that’s why we call it the “present” (Ummm … and the gift of tomorrow, I suppose – that’s why we call it, err, the future. But that’s another story).

I felt bad at the time, but it WAS in my past. Looking back now, I realise it didn’t make a difference to me. But it did to that starfish.

Don’t Ask For Too Much From Strangers

One of the best ways to start a relationship with somebody online is to offer them something free in exchange for their name and e-mail address. But don’t make the mistake of asking for too much too soon!

I recently went to a Web site to download a free report. The report sounded interesting, but I decided not to get it, because the Web site expected me to fill in seventeen fields before I could get the report! Here’s a snapshot of the page, with identifying information removed to protect the guilty (click the picture to see a bigger version):

This is a ridiculous amount of information to request on a form, especially for a form that’s the first contact with strangers. Many people wouldn’t bother completing it; and some others would complete it with false information. So it’s probably not very valuable information for the Web site owner anyway.

The big mistake on this Web site is that it’s asking for too much too soon. It’s unreasonable to expect complete strangers to take this much time and part with this much information. It’s even stretching a friendship to expect this of long-term clients!

Broadly, a number of studies have shown that the more information you ask for on a form, the less likely it is that people will complete it. And even if they do complete it, some will use false information just to get through to the other side.

So, if you would like users – especially strangers – to complete an online form, here are some guidelines to increase your chance of getting accurate information:

  • Ask for as little as possible. Consider what information you absolutely must have in order to fulfill your part of the bargain (for example, an e-mail address so you can send the free report), and eliminate everything else.
  • If you want other information for marketing purposes (for example, the person’s name), keep this to a minimum.
  • If you really want to ask for more, make this optional.
  • If it’s not obvious why you are asking for the information, explain it.
  • If you’re asking for sensitive information, allow them to remain anonymous (in other words, don’t ask for their name or e-mail address).
  • For unavoidably long and complex forms, give them an estimate of the time required to complete it.

Above all, keep in mind that starting a relationship will usually be more useful to you than gathering demographic information. In other words, ask for as little as possible initially, knowing you can ask for more information in the future.

Where Are You In Your Client’s Buying Cycle?

Thanks to the Internet, clients today are smarter, savvier and more sophisticated than ever before. When they come to you, ready to buy your speaking, training, coaching or consulting services, you can bet they didn't suddenly think of you five minutes earlier. They might have asked around on Twitter or LinkedIn, watched some sample videos on YouTube, checked in with their Facebook friends, done some Google research, looked through their in-box for recent newsletters, and so on.

This is the biggest change in the sales process: You used to be the first port of call in their buying cycle (or if not you, at least a bureau or agent). But no longer.

As Barry Trailer and Jim Dickie said in a Harvard Business Review article in July 2006:

"Buyers have always had a buy cycle, starting at the point they perceive a need. Sellers have always had a sales cycle, starting at the point they spot a prospect. It used to be that these were in sync … [but] now, the buy cycle is often well under way before the seller is even aware there is a cycle."

If you're step 8, 9 or 10 in the buying process, and you used to be step 1, is it any wonder you're losing business?

You might not want to agree with this, but you know it's true, don't you? Just think back to your own buying behaviour the last time you bought a house, a car, a tech gadget, furniture, or practically anything else. You didn't call a salesperson first, did you? I didn't think so.

So what can you do about it?

You need to get back to being with them early in the process, so you can influence them right from the beginning. This isn't about hard sell; it's about guiding them as an expert adviser, rather than being available later as just another supplier.

If you had a crystal ball and you could predict exactly when your client was going to start thinking about your services, you could jump in at that point – and send them a useful article, a quick e-mail or even a friendly phone call.

But of course you don't have such a crystal ball (Do you?)

So the only other option is to be always in front of them, so that you can be there whenever they're ready to buy.

The Internet makes this easier.

Are you sending an e-mail newsletter at least every two weeks? E-mail is still the most powerful on-line push marketing tool at your disposal.

Are you blogging at least once a week? Blog posts are short and sweet (my rule is "No more than 10 minutes per post"); and each blog post creates a new Web page, so you're increasing your on-line footprint.

Are you engaging in a more meaningful way at least monthly? My choice is to run a no-cost public webinar as a promotional tool for my business.

Your mileage may vary, but do SOMETHING!

If you don't do anything, you'll be way behind your competitors. At best, you'll simply be just another supplier in the client's buying process, like one of the myriad brands of laundry powder on a supermarket shelf. At worst, you'll be ignored altogether!

Give Them a Sample to Reduce the Risk

When Be Natural introduced a new range of cereals, it also gave customers the option of buying a sample pack – much smaller than the full size:

When Riva Coffee wanted me to try one of their new products, they sent me a free sample in the post:

What can you do to reduce the risk for your customers by giving them a free or low-cost sample of your products or services, so they can “try before they buy”?

For eGurus, you can do so much on-line: A YouTube video, a PDF chapter of your book for free download, an article, a blog post, an audio extract from a full CD program, a free ticket to a seminar. If you’re not doing this for every product or service, you’re wasting a golden opportunity!

Where Are You In Your Client’s Buying Cycle? (Audio)

Thanks to the Internet, clients today are smarter, savvier and more sophisticated than ever before. When they come to you, ready to buy, you can bet they didn’t suddenly think of you five minutes earlier. This is the biggest change in the sales process: You used to be the first port of call in their buying cycle (or if not you, at least a bureau or agent). But no longer.

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The Essential Components of an E-Mail Newsletter

Despite all the fuss about social media, the humble e-mail newsletter is still one of your most powerful Internet marketing tools. It’s true that e-mail in-boxes are full, but that’s a good reason to keep publishing a high-quality newsletter. After all, if you have permission to be in your reader’s in-box, you’ve proven your trust and authority. In this webinar, I share the 16 essential components of a successful e-mail newsletter. For more about this topic, read the Make Connections chapter in my book Fast, Flat and Free.

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